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- Farewell to the Lords of Darkness
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- by Sarah Stegall
- munchkyn@netcom.com
- copyright 1995 by Sarah Stegall
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- The flip side of paranoia is humor. In Friday's episode of "The
- X-Files", departing staff writers James Wong and Glen Morgan steep a
- rather mundane tale of demon worship in a New England town in their own
- unique blend of sly wit and sudden terror. From the opening scene, where
- a bourgeois school board ends a rather prosaic meeting with an invocation
- to the Lords of Darkness, through giveaways like "Crowley High School", to
- a rain of frogs that strains even Mulder's composure, Morgan and Wong are
- teasing us. We are not really meant to take this episode seriously, I
- think. It's hard to imagine an out-and-out self-parody coming from "The
- X-Files", but "Die Hand Die Verletzt" comes close.
- Some of the humor in "Die Hand" was directed squarely at the 'Net:
- references to the Internet, character names that echo the X-Philes
- themselves. Other instances were purest slapstick: Mulder and Scully
- being dragged feet- first across a gymnasium floor was one of the funniest
- things I've seen in a long while. One deliciously ironic inversion was
- the recitation of every jingoistic buzzword of the religious right--by the
- demon worshippers. We discover that the acolytes of Hell are real
- bluenoses when it comes to profanity and heavy metal music! But just when
- we are taken with a fit of giggles, Morgan and Wong throw us one of their
- trademark curve balls: a wriggling fetal pig dissection, eyeballs in a
- glass jar used as a paperweight in the Principal's office, a man-eating
- python. Everything is just a little exaggerated, though, just a little
- over the top. The patented dark and gloomy atmosphere of "The X- Files"
- is taken to such extremes that Mulder's interview with Shannon's father in
- the basement puts his face in half- shadow. The teen-age Shannon's
- outpouring tale of ritual abuse piles on every tabloid tale ever invented
- by a feverish imagination. Mulder and Scully's aloofness and objectivity
- are so far beyond the norm that they approach catatonia. And why not?
- They spend most of the episode listening to expositions: the sheriff in
- the forest scene, Shannon's hysterical "confession", her father's
- long-winded disquisition on the practices of demon worshippers.
- It was inevitable that sooner or later we would see an X-Files story
- dealing with "the occult". I am grateful that Morgan, Wong, and Ten
- Thirteen Productions bent over backwards to afford fair treatment to a
- minority religion which has often been a convenient target for hatred and
- fear. It was made clear to this viewer, at least, that what was going on
- in that town had nothing to do with paganism or Wicca. However, I am
- afraid that in this laudable effort to clear up a massive misconception,
- the story and pacing suffered a great deal. As gratifying as it was to
- hear Mulder championing a controversial religion, his oration sounded more
- than a little stilted. In fact, the pair's constant chiming in with
- arguments in defense of Wicca and paganism in general came across as
- contrived and politically correct. I am reluctant to criticize a good-
- faith effort to counteract misunderstanding about "witchcraft"; the
- alternative, one supposes, would be the usual cult-du-jour handling in
- which a counterculture faith is blamed for everything from teen suicides
- to global warming. But when the message overshadows the story to this
- extent, we are looking at propaganda.
- David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson sleepwalked through this one.
- Again, the Spooky Patrol wasn't called upon to do much more than observe
- and record events as they unfolded. The only time Mulder appeared to be
- awake at all were his comments on the rain of frogs ("Maybe their
- parachutes didn't open") and his interview with Shannon's grieving father.
- I wish, just once in a while, we could see a little more of Scully
- physically defending herself with some effectiveness, and a little less of
- Mulder getting hit on the head. I'm taking up a collection to buy Mulder
- a hard hat.
- I note once again a sea-change in the second season's treatment of
- the paranormal. It was clear to anyone that an actual supernatural force
- was at work in Crowley High, in the person of Mrs. Paddock, who gave new
- meaning to the phrase, "substitute teacher from hell".] But whereas in the
- first year we were usually left uncertain as to whether or not what Mulder
- was chasing was "real", in the second season we are definitely seeing
- extraordinary phenomena presented as genuine. Which is fine, but it makes
- Dana Scully look increasingly obtuse, as she flounders for explanations
- which deny the evidence before her. Carter is going to have to either
- re-introduce the ambiguity of Year One, or allow Dana Scully to believe
- what she sees.
- For their last episode, I had hoped for a real blowout from Morgan
- and Wong. This wasn't it, but then it would be hard to top such
- masterpieces as "Squeeze", "Tooms", "Blood", and "One Breath". This team
- has left an indelible mark on "The X-Files", and their influence will be
- felt throughout the run of the series. It's hard to imagine anyone could
- surpass the creation of Eugene Tooms or Luther Lee Boggs. In the last
- scene of "Die Hand Die Verletzt", Mulder and Scully stand in darkness.
- Suddenly the lights go on and they see a message in flowing script on the
- blackboard: "Good-bye. It's been nice working with you." A message from
- the departing Mrs. Paddock? Or a farewell from the Lords of Darkness,
- Glen and Jim?
- Merry part, guys.
- This one gets two sunflower seeds out of five.
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